My Heroic Moment

Once i felt heroic after this: I was playing at the playground with my cousins and this man i did not know came up to me and said in a deep voice “Hey you want a Museli Bar”. I took it and i was just gonna give it to my little cousin cause he was hungry and then i checked the expiry date and it was due since 1999 and i freaked out i almost just jumped i put it in the bin A.S.A.P and…..  The End